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Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie 2003
- Larry The Cable Guy: No. My grandma, just recently passed away. Hundred and four years old right, but they saved the baby.
- Bill Engvall: I don't think he's kidding!
- Larry The Cable Guy: No, my grandma just recently passed away. Hundred and four years old. So, I go up there to the flower feller, to get a card, and some flowers.
- Jeff Foxworthy: Wait, wait. You bought a card, for your dead grandmother?
- Larry The Cable Guy: They had 'em there.
- Jeff Foxworthy: I know I'm going to regret this. What did it say?
- Larry The Cable Guy: [laughing] Get well soon!
- [Audience cheers]
- Larry The Cable Guy: Anyway, I go to the flower feller, and get her flowers, and a card. And he asks me what this is for. And I tell him my grandma just passed away, hundred and four years old. And he says, "Ooh, a hundred and four? How'd she die?" How'd she die; she's a hundred and four! She wrecked her Harley up there at BikeWeek! Here's your sign!
